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Sex Quotes


These are some of the best 'Sex' quotations and sayings.

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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

Amoebas at the start were not complex -They tore themselves apart and started sex.

Every animal is sad after intercourse.

Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.

I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I was with this girl the other night, and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.

I'll wager that in ten years it will be fashionable again to be a virgin.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. This is something God recognizes I will do - and I have done it - and God forgives me for it.

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.


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