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Jokes Quotes


These are some of the best 'Jokes' quotations and sayings.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Even the gods love jokes

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I also know that I'm not blonde.

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them, Why can't he recall, with equal skill, All the times he told them!

If Noah found himself back on Earth, you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Jokes are grievances.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter.

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.