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Insurance Quotes


These are some of the best 'Insurance' quotations and sayings.

Actually lowering the cost of insurance would be accomplished by such things as making it harder for lawyers to win frivolous lawsuits against insurance companies.

After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

In the old days we used to get more referrals, because people had insurance that paid for therapy. Now they belong to HMOs, and we can only be affiliated with a few HMOs.

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

It (Unemployment Insurance) provides prepaid vacations for a segment of our country which has made it a way of life

People are ready to say, 'Yes, we are ready for single-payer health insurance.' We are the only industrialized country in the world that does not have national health insurance. We are the richest in wealth and the poorest in health of all the industrial nations.

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

The insurance companies aren't covering that. Should Monsanto be liable for these losses? Should the state government? Who's going to cover the losses? The fact is, here's an industry with no long-term liability in place.

The solid wealth of insurance companies and the success of those who organize gambling are some indication of the profits to be derived from the efficient use of chance.

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

When praying does no good, insurance does help.