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Mort Sahl Quotes





A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
 

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
 

My life needs editing.
 

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
 

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
[Politicians]
 

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
 

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
[Companionship]
 

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.