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Jane Wagner Quotes

A sobering thought: what if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
[Self Acceptance]

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.