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Bert Kalmar Quotes





Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!
 

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own.
 

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
 

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!