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"Luck" is a very good word if you put a P before it.
[Luck]
 

"Safety first" has been the motto of the human race for half a million years; but it has never been the motto of leaders.
[Security]
 

"So you want to become my son-in-law." "Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."
 

'Mean to' don't pick no cotton.
[Action]
 

'Mr. President, I am praying for you. 'Which way, Senator?'
[Prayer]
 

'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be free. 'Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right, We will be in the valley of love and delight.
 

'Tis Fate that flings the dice, And as she flings Of kings makes peasants, And of peasants kings.
[Fate]
 

79.84% of all statistics are made up on the spot. The other 42% are made up later on.
[Statistics]
 

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
[Bachelor]
 

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
[Bachelor]
 

A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains.
[Bank]
 

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
 

A bold heart is half the battle.
[Courage]
 

A book without an index is much like a compass-box, without the needle, perplexing instead of directive to the point we would reach.
 

A brave arm makes a short sword long.
[Courage]
 

A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady, when asked why she never travelled, said 'Why should I? I'm already there.'
 

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
 

A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
[Family]
 

A Christian could even give thanks for Hell, because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.
[Forgiveness]
 

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 


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